Pardon the vitriol – I don’t normally make Hate posts, but DAMN I HATE TELUS. I’ve had such a long, sordid relationship with them I’ve lost count of the number of times they’ve tried – successfully or not – to screw me over.
Here’s a few segments from their landline signup form. My comments in angry, bold capitals:

“You can choose whether you would like to be listed in the Yellow Pagesâ„¢ or directory assistance, as well as the display of your name.

- Published (listed in the phone book, online, and directory assistance)
- Non-published (not listed in the phone book, online, or directory assistance – $2.00/month)”

WHY IS IT $2/month TO HAVE YOUR NAME *OMITTED*..!!!?? IT’S A SODDING BIT FLAG! IT’S LESS WORK FOR THEM! LESS PAPER! LESS TREES! LESS EVERYTHING!

“Your name will appear as follows in the Yellow Pagesâ„¢
TELUS’ directory publisher makes available list of published listing to various organizations, such as charities, telemarketers and political parties, for a fee.

Do you wish to be removed from these directory publisher lists provided to other organizations? Yes No”

WHY IS THIS EVEN AN OPTION? WHO WANTS TO BE CONTACTED BY TELEMARKETERS? CRAZY PEOPLE? THAT’S UNFAIR TO CHARITIES (AND EVEN POLITICAL PARTIES) TO BE LUMPED IN WITH TELEMARKETERS. GROUPING THEM TOGETHER IS A LOUSY BUSINESS DECISION THAT CLEARLY STEMS FROM YOUR OWN SELF-INTEREST.

And now for the icing on the cake: THE FORM DOESN’T EVEN WORK. It just submits the information back to itself and deletes all your hard-entered fields. So 30 minutes later of surfing their website for a viable telephone number and being put on hold I finally reach a real life person who clearly hates her job.

Nice work, Telus. Top notch. And would you please stop inundating us with those bloody awful Koodo ads?

Apologies for the post. I needed to vent and my girlfriend’s at school.